I pooped my pants at Walmart 💩😳 I’d been constipated for days until someone gave me a “magic tea”... and it sure worked—but not in the best way 💀☕. I felt good, threw on a comfy dress (no underwear 😬) and went shopping. Everything seemed fine... until a sneaky fart turned into a disastrous explosion 🫢💨. Spoiler: it wasn’t just a fart. Between denying it, running to the restroom leaving a trail, and a cleaning lady who was more of a guardian angel... this story is so wild I still don’t know